The Colorful Hoark Bar (sci-fi)


Colorful Hoark Bar – a not-so-nice little bar on a distant planet. Frequently visited by local lowlifes, the place has been a silent witness to at least 7 murders (including choking of a bartender to death with a ketchup dispenser) and countless bar brawls. The only colorful thing about this place is your vomit after a nightlong drinking session, hence the name. The Galactic Michelin Guide would probably give it a minus 1 star rating with an adnotation “kill yourself”.